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basically me at school all day

me: i hate all of you

me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday

me: holy fuck walk faster

me: get smarter idiot

me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die

me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny

me: shut up

me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore

One Direction (band)

quicksummary:

endomusia:

quicksummary:

Bringing back the age-old boyband question, “Which one of them is gay?” and answering it with, “all of them.” 

tumblr user quicksummary makes a classic “one direction are gay” joke that will go down in the history books as one of the most hilarious and original jokes of all time

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whattbbttaughtme:

Wheatooooooooon!!!!

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broadwaysweetie:

I don’t know how many times I can mention how much I loved this sketch.

quirkyfool:

bitwisexor:

h0tfudgez0mbie:

theinfinite-elsewhere:

what a fucking super blast from the past

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly was my favorite…i also had the cassette to listen to while i was in the bath lololol i have a lot of these classics, future kid(s), you’re welcome.

i dont know why, she swallowed tha fly; i think shell die :D

I was so mad?!?! Stellaluna!! Oh my gosshh my childhood is hitting me in the face right now. 

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