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me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny
me: shut up
me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore
Bringing back the age-old boyband question, “Which one of them is gay?” and answering it with, “all of them.”
tumblr user quicksummary makes a classic “one direction are gay” joke that will go down in the history books as one of the most hilarious and original jokes of all time
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I don’t know how many times I can mention how much I loved this sketch.
what a fucking super blast from the past
there was an old lady who swallowed a fly was my favorite…i also had the cassette to listen to while i was in the bath lololol i have a lot of these classics, future kid(s), you’re welcome.
i dont know why, she swallowed tha fly; i think shell die :D
I was so mad?!?! Stellaluna!! Oh my gosshh my childhood is hitting me in the face right now.
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